|
RoberTiko
|
read my profile
sign my guestbook
Name: Tiko Country: United States Metro: Houston Birthday: 4/9/1982 Gender: Male
Interests: Harry Potter, Romantic Languages, Bad Spelling
The Zodiac(dosen't that sound like sound that U don't like 2 eat?) Expertise: Acting. High energy. The Ram. Occupation: Student Industry: Other
Message: message me Yahoo: Eoiyocharacter@yahoo.com
Member Since:
1/25/2005
|
|
SubscriptionsSites I Read
|
|
|
|
| Annoying things that U can do in the elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you`re embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You`re one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there`s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, thenpretend it wasn`t you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you`re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How`s your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That`s mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you`re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don`t exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
| | |
| 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you`re embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You`re one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there`s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, thenpretend it wasn`t you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you`re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How`s your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That`s mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you`re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don`t exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
| | |
| Ok I think I have the xanga thing on lock. Its funny, an online public
juornal (told U I'm into bad spelling) that just N E 1 can read.
Y can't I hear the music?
Shouts out 2 the R Squared and The Flying Cunt. They'er vary good
friend of mine. Who reads the thought that poeple put on here? Well
folks U may wanna read mine. Even thought I haven't dicieded what (or
who) I'm gonna write about or put on blast, it will prove to be a
interesting ride.
| | |
| Xanga
Type your first post here, then click "Submit" to publish it to your Xanga Site 
Is this right?
| | |
|